Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains

Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains

In a surprising twist that has left fitness enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Flex & Ponder Gym in Boise, Idaho,…
Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming

Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming

In a twist of irony that has left the small town of Mystic Falls buzzing, local psychic Madame Zara has…
Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record

Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record

In a stunning display of perseverance and questionable judgment, local resident John Doe has officially broken the world record for…
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt

Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt

In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident of Pleasantville, John Smith, has demanded a refund from his local…
Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…
Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised

Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised

In a bizarre incident that left store employees and customers bewildered, a man in Albuquerque, New Mexico, attempted to return…
Man Arrested for Impersonating a Mannequin at Department Store for 3 Days

Man Arrested for Impersonating a Mannequin at Department Store for 3 Days

In a bizarre incident that has left shoppers and authorities scratching their heads, a man was arrested for impersonating a…
Man Fired from Calendar Factory for Taking a Day Off

Man Fired from Calendar Factory for Taking a Day Off

In a shocking turn of events, a man was fired from his job at a calendar factory in the bustling…
Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Refusing to Return Her Kidney After Breakup

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Refusing to Return Her Kidney After Breakup

In a bizarre twist of events, a woman from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, has filed a lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend for refusing…

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