
August 04, 2024
Society
Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking
San Diego, California – A 5-year-old African Grey parrot named Freddie has taken an unconventional approach to communication, learning sign…

August 03, 2024
Sports
94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar
Boca Raton, Florida – A local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant found itself in an unprecedented predicament last Tuesday when 94-year-old fitness…

August 02, 2024
Science
“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun
Phoenix, Arizona – Local amateur astronomer Jake Thompson, 32, experienced a moment of profound realization last Tuesday when he attempted…

August 01, 2024
Society
Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages
In a bizarre turn of events, a man has been permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo after teaching parrots…

July 31, 2024
Technology
Man Who Accidentally Swallowed AirPods Now Plays Music When He Burps
In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Portland, Oregon, has become an internet sensation after accidentally swallowing his…

July 30, 2024
Science
Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered that an astonishing 5 out…

July 29, 2024
Science
Study Reveals That 7 Out of 10 People Don’t Believe Studies
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Ironville, researchers have discovered that a staggering 7 out of 10…

July 28, 2024
Society
Florida Man Attempts to Swap His Baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s Drive-Thru
In a bizarre incident that has left the residents of Pensacola, Florida, scratching their heads, a local man attempted to…

July 27, 2024
Society
Study Reveals That 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Aren’t Happy, Demand Name Change to “Vertically Challenged”
In a shocking twist that has left the world of small people in upheaval, a groundbreaking study conducted in Minneapolis…

July 26, 2024
Society
Man Wins Lottery, Spends All the Money on More Lottery Tickets
**Man Wins Lottery, Spends All the Money on More Lottery Tickets** In an astonishing turn of events that has left…