Restaurant Introduces $100 Water Tasting Menu, Includes Tap and Rainwater

Restaurant Introduces $100 Water Tasting Menu, Includes Tap and Rainwater

In a move that has left food critics and tap water enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, the upscale restaurant “Aqua…
Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section

Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section

In a shocking turn of events that has left the quiet town of Millbrook, Vermont in a state of literary…
32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase

32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase

Los Angeles, California – A 32-year-old professional clown was arrested last Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase while…
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It

Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It

Portland, Oregon – A local man’s quest for a more natural lifestyle took an unexpected turn last week when he…
Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking

Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking

San Diego, California – A 5-year-old African Grey parrot named Freddie has taken an unconventional approach to communication, learning sign…
94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar

94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar

Boca Raton, Florida – A local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant found itself in an unprecedented predicament last Tuesday when 94-year-old fitness…
“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun

“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun

Phoenix, Arizona – Local amateur astronomer Jake Thompson, 32, experienced a moment of profound realization last Tuesday when he attempted…
Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages

Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages

In a bizarre turn of events, a man has been permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo after teaching parrots…
Man Who Accidentally Swallowed AirPods Now Plays Music When He Burps

Man Who Accidentally Swallowed AirPods Now Plays Music When He Burps

In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Portland, Oregon, has become an internet sensation after accidentally swallowing his…
Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions

Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered that an astonishing 5 out…

⚠️ SATIRE DISCLAIMER: This website is a work of satire and humor. Articles, stories, and content are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.