TikTok Influencer Arrested After Attempting to Live-Stream Birth of Neighbor’s Baby

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**Burbank, California – Local TikTok Sensation Detained After Uninvited Birthing Broadcast Attempt**

Burbank, California – In an incident that has left local law enforcement scratching their heads and neighbors clutching their pearls, popular TikTok influencer “LiveLaughLoveLexi” (real name, Alexa Thornton, 23, aspiring lifestyle guru) was arrested yesterday after allegedly attempting to live-stream the birth of her neighbor’s baby. According to police reports, Thornton, armed with a ring light and a rather ambitious selfie stick, was apprehended in the backyard of the Rodriguez family home, reportedly attempting to scale a fence while shouting, “Push for the algorithm, Brenda! The views are going to be insane!”

Mrs. Brenda Rodriguez, 34, a bewildered first-time mother, recounted the terrifying ordeal from her hospital bed. “I was in active labor, trying to focus on my breathing, and then I heard this high-pitched voice from outside, ‘Don’t worry about the epidural, Brenda, the raw emotion is what the people want!’ My husband, Carlos, thought he was hallucinating.” Carlos Rodriguez, 35, a mild-mannered accountant, added, “She even had a little sign that said ‘Welcome to Earth, Baby Rodriguez! Don’t forget to like and subscribe!’ I just wanted to get my wife to the hospital, not be part of some bizarre viral content.” Thornton, when questioned by officers, reportedly stated, “It was going to be the most authentic, unscripted content ever! Think of the engagement! Plus, I already had a sponsored post lined up for organic baby wipes.”

Alexa Thornton is currently being held on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace, with additional charges potentially pending. Her TikTok account, which boasts 3.7 million followers, has been temporarily suspended. Legal experts suggest that this case could set a new precedent for influencer accountability, prompting discussions about the boundaries of content creation. Meanwhile, the Rodriguez family has confirmed their baby, a healthy boy, was born safely and privately, much to their relief. They are reportedly considering a restraining order and possibly investing in a taller fence.

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