Technology
November 13, 2025
Society, Technology
Uber Driver Receives Five-Star Review After Successfully Not Talking During Entire Ride
Austin, Texas – Last Tuesday, 29-year-old part-time EDM producer and full-time Uber driver Marcus “DJ MuteMode” Alvarez pulled up to…
November 05, 2025
Technology
High School Teacher Bans Grokipedia After Student Cites It to Prove Napoleon Was Left-Handed
Austin, Texas – Last week, history teacher Margaret “Maggie” Thompson, a 52-year-old veteran educator at Westlake High School, banned students…
October 28, 2025
Technology
Verizon Customer Service Rep Wins Employee of the Year After Successfully Transferring The Most Calls
Newark, New Jersey – Last week, Verizon awarded its Employee of the Year title to Bob Hargrove, a 42-year-old customer…
October 24, 2025
Technology
Tesla Owner Arrested for Sleeping Through 200-Mile Journey on Autopilot Across State Lines
Seattle, Washington – A 35-year-old accountant was arrested early yesterday morning after his Tesla Model S carried him 200 miles…
October 17, 2025
Technology
Silicon Valley Billionaire’s Quest for Immortality Ends After He Trips on a Charging Cable
Palo Alto, California – Tech mogul Victor Hale, the 58-year-old founder of EternalForge Labs, met an untimely end yesterday during…
October 16, 2025
Technology
Airbnb Launches “Authentic Europe” Filter That Only Shows Listings Without Air Conditioning
Paris, France – Last Tuesday, Airbnb unveiled its groundbreaking new “Authentic Europe” filter, a feature designed to connect travelers with…
October 14, 2025
Technology
Reddit Forum Bans User for Posting Actual Unpopular Opinion
San Francisco, California – Last week, the subreddit r/unpopularopinion made headlines in online circles by permanently banning user u/RealTalk87 for…
October 07, 2025
Technology
City Bans Smart Toilets Following Leak of Residents’ ‘Bathroom Analytics’ to Advertisers
Portland, Oregon, banned the sale and installation of smart toilets citywide last Tuesday after a massive data breach exposed residents’…
September 11, 2025
Technology
Self-Driving Tesla Reportedly Develops Road Rage, Spends 20 Minutes Honking at Car in Front for Going the Speed Limit
Mountain View, CA – A 2023 Tesla Model S running the latest “Full Self-Driving” beta software reportedly entered a state…
September 10, 2025
Technology
Silicon Valley Startup ‘JuryPal’ Allows Users to Outsource Jury Duty to Gig Workers in Bangalore
Santa Clara, CA – A small claims court proceeding was abruptly halted last week after a judge discovered that a…