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September 11, 2025
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Self-Driving Tesla Reportedly Develops Road Rage, Spends 20 Minutes Honking at Car in Front for Going the Speed Limit
Mountain View, CA – A 2023 Tesla Model S running the latest “Full Self-Driving” beta software reportedly entered a state…
September 10, 2025
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Silicon Valley Startup ‘JuryPal’ Allows Users to Outsource Jury Duty to Gig Workers in Bangalore
Santa Clara, CA – A small claims court proceeding was abruptly halted last week after a judge discovered that a…
September 04, 2025
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72-Year-Old Retired Accountant Accidentally Accepts $2 Million/Year AI Research Position at Google
**MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA** — In a move that analysts are calling “either a bold new recruitment strategy or a catastrophic…
September 01, 2025
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Florida funeral home accidentally streams Xbox gameplay instead of slideshow, mourners think it’s part of the eulogy
**Cypress Creek, Florida** – A funeral service for a beloved retired postman last Tuesday was punctuated by an unexpected display…
August 18, 2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Spotted in Ghillie Suit Holding Large Net Outside OpenAI Headquarters
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Commuters in the Mission District were treated to an unusual sight early Tuesday morning when Meta…
July 31, 2024
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Man Who Accidentally Swallowed AirPods Now Plays Music When He Burps
In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Portland, Oregon, has become an internet sensation after accidentally swallowing his…
July 21, 2024
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Man Tries to Charge Electric Car with Solar Calculator, Gets Shocked
In a bizarre incident that left residents of Sunnyvale, California scratching their heads, a local man was rushed to the…