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Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments

Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments

Coney Island, New York – The annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest took an unexpected turn last week when…
94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar

94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar

Boca Raton, Florida – A local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant found itself in an unprecedented predicament last Tuesday when 94-year-old fitness…
Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains

Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains

In a surprising twist that has left fitness enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Flex & Ponder Gym in Boise, Idaho,…
Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record

Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record

In a stunning display of perseverance and questionable judgment, local resident John Doe has officially broken the world record for…

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