Sports
November 06, 2025
Sports
Umpire Ejects Himself After Realizing He Missed Entire Inning
Minneapolis, Minnesota – Last Saturday, veteran umpire Bob Harlan, 58, made headlines during a Minnesota Twins minor league affiliate game…
August 18, 2024
Sports
Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments
Coney Island, New York – The annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest took an unexpected turn last week when…
August 03, 2024
Sports
94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar
Boca Raton, Florida – A local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant found itself in an unprecedented predicament last Tuesday when 94-year-old fitness…
July 15, 2024
Sports
Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains
In a surprising twist that has left fitness enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Flex & Ponder Gym in Boise, Idaho,…
July 13, 2024
Sports
Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record
In a stunning display of perseverance and questionable judgment, local resident John Doe has officially broken the world record for…