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New Restaurant Serves Food So Organic, You Have to Hunt It Yourself

New Restaurant Serves Food So Organic, You Have to Hunt It Yourself

In a groundbreaking move that has taken the culinary world by storm, a new restaurant in Portland, Oregon, has taken…
World’s Oldest Man Reveals Secret to Long Life: “Avoiding Interviews Like This”

World’s Oldest Man Reveals Secret to Long Life: “Avoiding Interviews Like This”

In a stunning revelation that has taken the world by storm, the oldest man on Earth, Jeremiah Methuselah, has finally…
Woman Mistakes Superglue for Lip Balm, Accidentally Seals Mouth Shut for Three Days

Woman Mistakes Superglue for Lip Balm, Accidentally Seals Mouth Shut for Three Days

In a bizarre twist of fate that could only happen in the quirky town of Gluestick Falls, Oregon, local resident…
Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming

Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming

In a twist of irony that has left the small town of Mystic Falls buzzing, local psychic Madame Zara has…
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt

Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt

In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident of Pleasantville, John Smith, has demanded a refund from his local…
Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised

Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised

In a bizarre incident that left store employees and customers bewildered, a man in Albuquerque, New Mexico, attempted to return…
Man Arrested for Impersonating a Mannequin at Department Store for 3 Days

Man Arrested for Impersonating a Mannequin at Department Store for 3 Days

In a bizarre incident that has left shoppers and authorities scratching their heads, a man was arrested for impersonating a…
Man Fired from Calendar Factory for Taking a Day Off

Man Fired from Calendar Factory for Taking a Day Off

In a shocking turn of events, a man was fired from his job at a calendar factory in the bustling…
Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Refusing to Return Her Kidney After Breakup

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Refusing to Return Her Kidney After Breakup

In a bizarre twist of events, a woman from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, has filed a lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend for refusing…

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