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Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section

Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section

In a shocking turn of events that has left the quiet town of Millbrook, Vermont in a state of literary…
32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase

32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase

Los Angeles, California – A 32-year-old professional clown was arrested last Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase while…
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It

Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It

Portland, Oregon – A local man’s quest for a more natural lifestyle took an unexpected turn last week when he…
Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking

Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking

San Diego, California – A 5-year-old African Grey parrot named Freddie has taken an unconventional approach to communication, learning sign…
Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages

Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages

In a bizarre turn of events, a man has been permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo after teaching parrots…
Florida Man Attempts to Swap His Baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Florida Man Attempts to Swap His Baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s Drive-Thru

In a bizarre incident that has left the residents of Pensacola, Florida, scratching their heads, a local man attempted to…
Study Reveals That 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Aren’t Happy, Demand Name Change to “Vertically Challenged”

Study Reveals That 6 Out of 7 Dwarfs Aren’t Happy, Demand Name Change to “Vertically Challenged”

In a shocking twist that has left the world of small people in upheaval, a groundbreaking study conducted in Minneapolis…
Man Wins Lottery, Spends All the Money on More Lottery Tickets

Man Wins Lottery, Spends All the Money on More Lottery Tickets

**Man Wins Lottery, Spends All the Money on More Lottery Tickets** In an astonishing turn of events that has left…
Man Arrested for Smuggling Himself Into Prison to Escape His Mother-in-Law

Man Arrested for Smuggling Himself Into Prison to Escape His Mother-in-Law

In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Pleasantville, Ohio, has been arrested for attempting to smuggle himself into…
Woman Marries Herself, Files for Divorce After Realizing She’s “Too High Maintenance”

Woman Marries Herself, Files for Divorce After Realizing She’s “Too High Maintenance”

In a bizarre turn of events, a woman from Portland, Oregon, has filed for divorce just months after marrying herself…

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