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October 21, 2025
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Insurance Company Offers Discount if You Promise Nothing Bad Will Happen
New York, NY – Last Tuesday, SafeLife Insurance unveiled a groundbreaking premium discount program that requires policyholders to solemnly vow…
October 20, 2025
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Hospital Charges Patient $4,200 Convenience Fee for Dying During Business Hours
New York, NY – Last Tuesday, 72-year-old retired accountant Harold Jenkins passed away peacefully in his hospital bed at Mercy…
October 15, 2025
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Vatican Issues Warning After Confessional Booth Starts Offering Targeted Ads
Vatican City, Italy – The Vatican issued an urgent warning yesterday after a confessional booth in a Rome basilica began…
October 10, 2025
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New Bill Requires Politicians to Wear Sponsor Logos Like NASCAR Drivers
Washington, D.C. – Lawmakers in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced a groundbreaking bill last week that would mandate politicians…
October 08, 2025
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Insurance Company Denies Claim After Determining Patient Should Have Known Better
Chicago, Illinois – Last week, local health insurer OmniCare rejected a $5,000 emergency room claim from 42-year-old accountant Harold Jenkins…
October 06, 2025
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Zillow Adds ‘Paranormal Activity’ as Search Filter for Home Buyers
Seattle, Washington – Zillow unveiled a new “Paranormal Activity” search filter yesterday, allowing home buyers to sift through listings haunted…
September 05, 2025
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New York Apartment Listed for $4,200/Month Turns Out to Be Elaborate Cardboard Box Fort in Central Park
NEW YORK, NY – A promising Zillow listing for a one-bedroom apartment boasting “panoramic park views” and an “earthy, minimalist…
September 03, 2025
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Woman Spends 3 Hours Explaining Why She Doesn’t Have Time to Talk
**Portland, Oregon—** Last Tuesday, local graphic designer Melissa Carter, 32, held an impassioned 3-hour seminar in her living room—complete with…
August 28, 2025
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Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water
**Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water** Seattle, Washington – A 23-year-old barista…
August 27, 2025
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McDonald’s Employee Promoted to Manager After Successfully Fixing Ice Cream Machine That Had Been Broken for 3 Years
**Topeka, Kansas** – A 19-year-old McDonald’s crew member was fast-tracked to management last Tuesday after accomplishing what corporate engineers, maintenance…