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October 06, 2025
Society
Zillow Adds ‘Paranormal Activity’ as Search Filter for Home Buyers
Seattle, Washington – Zillow unveiled a new “Paranormal Activity” search filter yesterday, allowing home buyers to sift through listings haunted…
September 05, 2025
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New York Apartment Listed for $4,200/Month Turns Out to Be Elaborate Cardboard Box Fort in Central Park
NEW YORK, NY – A promising Zillow listing for a one-bedroom apartment boasting “panoramic park views” and an “earthy, minimalist…
September 03, 2025
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Woman Spends 3 Hours Explaining Why She Doesn’t Have Time to Talk
**Portland, Oregon—** Last Tuesday, local graphic designer Melissa Carter, 32, held an impassioned 3-hour seminar in her living room—complete with…
August 28, 2025
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Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water
**Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water** Seattle, Washington – A 23-year-old barista…
August 27, 2025
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McDonald’s Employee Promoted to Manager After Successfully Fixing Ice Cream Machine That Had Been Broken for 3 Years
**Topeka, Kansas** – A 19-year-old McDonald’s crew member was fast-tracked to management last Tuesday after accomplishing what corporate engineers, maintenance…
August 25, 2025
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28-Year-Old Woman Files Missing Person Report For Man Who Ghosted Her After Three Dates
Austin, Texas — A 28-year-old data analyst, Clara Bennett, filed a missing person report with the local police department last…
August 21, 2025
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Vegan Restaurant Accused of Sneakily Serving Real Cheese After Customer Notices It “Tasted Too Good”
**Portland, Oregon** – A popular vegan restaurant is facing serious allegations after a longtime customer became suspicious that their cashew-based…
August 20, 2025
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“I Thought It Was a Metaphor,” Says Man Who Literally Put All His Eggs in One Basket Before Tripping
### Portland, Oregon – Local Accountant Suffers Egg-streme Setback After Misinterpreting Common Idiom Yesterday morning in the bustling aisles of…
August 17, 2024
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7-Year-Old Entrepreneur’s Lemonade Stand Overtakes Local Starbucks in Sales
Sunnyville, California – A 7-year-old entrepreneur’s lemonade stand has become the talk of the town after surpassing the local Starbucks…
August 16, 2024
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Man’s Attempt to Create World’s Spiciest Curry Results in Neighborhood Evacuation
Manchester, England – A local man’s culinary ambition spiraled out of control last week when his attempt to create the…