Society
November 14, 2025
Society
University Offers New Major in “Professional Online Arguing”
Tallahassee, Florida — Yesterday morning, Florida State University’s College of Communication unfurled a 40-foot banner above its bell tower announcing…
November 13, 2025
Society, Technology
Uber Driver Receives Five-Star Review After Successfully Not Talking During Entire Ride
Austin, Texas – Last Tuesday, 29-year-old part-time EDM producer and full-time Uber driver Marcus “DJ MuteMode” Alvarez pulled up to…
November 12, 2025
Society
Insurance Company Denies Man’s Claim After Discovering He Smiled in Hospital Admission Photo
Chicago, Illinois – Last week, 45-year-old accountant Bob Thompson was stunned when SecureLife Insurance rejected his $12,000 hospital claim, citing…
November 11, 2025
Society
Grocery Store Launches Membership Tier That Lets You Skip Self-Checkout and Talk to a Human
Seattle, Washington – Last week, local grocery chain Pacific Fresh Markets unveiled a new premium membership tier called “Human Touch…
November 10, 2025
Society
Credit Card Company Introduces Shame Score Based on Embarrassing Purchase History
San Francisco, California – Last week, VisaFi, a leading credit card issuer, rolled out its controversial “Shame Score” system, which…
November 03, 2025
Society
Airline Pilot Grounds Flight After Passengers Refuse to Turn Off Airplane Mode
Miami, Florida – A Delta Air Lines flight bound for Atlanta was grounded yesterday after Captain Harold “Tech-Hater” Wilkins, a…
October 31, 2025
Society
Bank Announces New Fee for Customers Who Don’t Have Enough Money
Omaha, Nebraska – Last week, First Fiduciary Bank & Trust unveiled its innovative “Financial Inactivity Fee,” a new $15 monthly…
October 30, 2025
Society
NBA Player Sued After Locker Room Video Shows Diarrhea Incident During Postgame Sex Celebration
Miami, Florida – A 28-year-old Miami Heat forward, Jamal “The Jammer” Thompson, faces a lawsuit from a team equipment manager…
October 27, 2025
Society
Chemistry Teacher Arrested After Students Discover His Lesson Plans Are Just Breaking Bad Episodes
Albuquerque, New Mexico – A 52-year-old chemistry teacher at West Mesa High School was arrested last week after students uncovered…
October 22, 2025
Society
Tinder Launches “Parental Controls” Feature After User Accidentally Matches With His Mom
Seattle, Washington – Tinder unveiled a new “Parental Controls” feature yesterday, following a mortifying mishap last week when 28-year-old barista…