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New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die

New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…
Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot

Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot

In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…
New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later

New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later

BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…
Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…

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