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July 19, 2024
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New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…
July 18, 2024
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Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…
July 16, 2024
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New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later
BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…
July 11, 2024
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Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later
In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…