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Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles

Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles

In a startling discovery that has left marine biologists both baffled and amused, scientists in the coastal town of Whimsical…
“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun

“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun

Phoenix, Arizona – Local amateur astronomer Jake Thompson, 32, experienced a moment of profound realization last Tuesday when he attempted…
Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions

Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered that an astonishing 5 out…
Study Reveals That 7 Out of 10 People Don’t Believe Studies

Study Reveals That 7 Out of 10 People Don’t Believe Studies

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Ironville, researchers have discovered that a staggering 7 out of 10…
Scientists Discover New Species of Bird That Can Only Fly Backwards

Scientists Discover New Species of Bird That Can Only Fly Backwards

In a groundbreaking discovery that has left the scientific community both amazed and amused, researchers from the University of Quirkville…
New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die

New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…
Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot

Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot

In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…
New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later

New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later

BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…
Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…

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