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November 04, 2025
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NASA Astronaut Requests Return to Earth After Forgetting to Download Netflix Shows Before Launch
Houston, Texas – NASA astronaut Captain Elena Vargas, 38, a veteran of two previous space missions, radioed mission control yesterday…
October 23, 2025
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Hospital Introduces Express Lane for Patients Who Self-Diagnosed on WebMD
Chicago, Illinois – Yesterday, St. Mary’s General Hospital unveiled an express lane dedicated to patients who arrive convinced they’ve self-diagnosed…
October 13, 2025
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New Study Finds Direct Correlation Between Owning Air Fryer and Telling Everyone You Own an Air Fryer
Seattle, Washington – Researchers at the University of Washington unveiled a new study last week linking air fryer ownership to…
October 09, 2025
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Study Finds Millennials Are Killing the Divorce Industry by Not Getting Married
Washington, D.C. – Last week, a team of sociologists from Georgetown University released a groundbreaking study revealing that millennials are…
September 12, 2025
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Geologists Confirm Mountain Did Not Exist In That Spot Before It Was Formed
Boulder, Colorado – Following a landmark five-year study, a team of geologists from the North American Topographical Survey (NATS) announced yesterday…
August 09, 2024
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Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles
In a startling discovery that has left marine biologists both baffled and amused, scientists in the coastal town of Whimsical…
August 02, 2024
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“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun
Phoenix, Arizona – Local amateur astronomer Jake Thompson, 32, experienced a moment of profound realization last Tuesday when he attempted…
July 30, 2024
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Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered that an astonishing 5 out…
July 29, 2024
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Study Reveals That 7 Out of 10 People Don’t Believe Studies
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Ironville, researchers have discovered that a staggering 7 out of 10…
July 23, 2024
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Scientists Discover New Species of Bird That Can Only Fly Backwards
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left the scientific community both amazed and amused, researchers from the University of Quirkville…