Politics
August 29, 2025
Politics
Boomer Who Received Pension, Affordable House, and Stable Job for ‘Just Showing Up’ Criticizes Grandson’s Participation Trophy
Springfield, Ohio last Sunday during a tense family barbecue witnessed 72-year-old retired factory supervisor Harold Jenkins berate his 8-year-old grandson…
August 22, 2025
Politics
45-Year-Old Man Attempts to Pay Taxes With Monopoly Money, Claims It’s “Just as Valuable as the Dollar These Days”
Springfield, Illinois – Last Tuesday, local man Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield, a 45-year-old self-proclaimed “disruptor of traditional finance” and part-time cryptocurrency…
August 19, 2025
Politics
Ford Attempts To Dodge 25% Auto Tariff By Assembling Cars On A Barge 13 Miles Off The Coast of Miami
MIAMI, FL – Commuters heading south on I-95 yesterday were treated to an unusual sight: a massive industrial barge, christened…