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September 19, 2025
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Budget Airline Introduces Coin Slots for Oxygen Mask Activation During Flights
Denver, Colorado—Last week, budget carrier SkyPinch Airways unveiled its latest cost-cutting initiative: retrofitting its fleet with coin-operated oxygen mask dispensers.…
September 18, 2025
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Startup Valued at $1 Billion Despite Having No Product, Employees, or Business Plan
PALO ALTO, CA — A press release was quietly emailed from a local coffee shop’s Wi-Fi last week, announcing that…
September 17, 2025
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Pentagon Announces New Stealth Bomber Is So Advanced Even They Can’t Find It
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Pentagon held a hastily arranged press conference this morning to provide an update on its next-generation…
September 16, 2025
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City Council Approves $2 Million Study to Determine Why Studies Cost $2 Million
Springfield, USA. – Last week greenlit a $2 million feasibility study to investigate the root causes of municipal study costs,…
September 15, 2025
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Influencer Cancels Apology Video After It Gets Demonetized
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a stunning display of digital contrition last Tuesday, lifestyle influencer Jake Blaze, 22, uploaded a…
September 09, 2025
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DOJ Intern Accidentally Releases Albert Einstein’s Calculus Homework Instead of Epstein Files
Washington, D.C. – A 22-year-old Department of Justice intern accidentally released 47 pages of Albert Einstein’s Princeton University calculus homework…
September 08, 2025
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Airline Launches “Mystery Destination” Flights Ends Up Sending Passengers Back to Departure Airport
Denver, Colorado—Budget carrier AeroSurprise launched its highly anticipated “Mystery Destination” flight service last week, promising passengers an unforgettable adventure to…
September 02, 2025
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Spirit Airlines Pilot Charges Passengers Extra For Successful Emergency Landing
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – Passengers aboard a Spirit Airlines flight from Burbank were presented with an unexpected itemized bill late…
August 10, 2024
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Local Man Wins “Hide and Seek” Championship After Hiding for 10 Years
In a stunning turn of events that has left the competitive hide-and-seek community in awe, local man Gerald Fitzgerald of…