July 25, 2024
Society
Man Arrested for Smuggling Himself Into Prison to Escape His Mother-in-Law
In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Pleasantville, Ohio, has been arrested for attempting to smuggle himself into…
July 24, 2024
Society
Woman Marries Herself, Files for Divorce After Realizing She’s “Too High Maintenance”
In a bizarre turn of events, a woman from Portland, Oregon, has filed for divorce just months after marrying herself…
July 23, 2024
Science
Scientists Discover New Species of Bird That Can Only Fly Backwards
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left the scientific community both amazed and amused, researchers from the University of Quirkville…
July 22, 2024
Society
New Restaurant Serves Food So Organic, You Have to Hunt It Yourself
In a groundbreaking move that has taken the culinary world by storm, a new restaurant in Portland, Oregon, has taken…
July 21, 2024
Technology
Man Tries to Charge Electric Car with Solar Calculator, Gets Shocked
In a bizarre incident that left residents of Sunnyvale, California scratching their heads, a local man was rushed to the…
July 20, 2024
Society
World’s Oldest Man Reveals Secret to Long Life: “Avoiding Interviews Like This”
In a stunning revelation that has taken the world by storm, the oldest man on Earth, Jeremiah Methuselah, has finally…
July 19, 2024
Science
New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…
July 18, 2024
Science
Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…
July 17, 2024
Society
Woman Mistakes Superglue for Lip Balm, Accidentally Seals Mouth Shut for Three Days
In a bizarre twist of fate that could only happen in the quirky town of Gluestick Falls, Oregon, local resident…
July 16, 2024
Science
New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later
BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…