August 14, 2024
Society
Man Divorces Wife After Discovering She’s Been Secretly Replacing His Coffee with Decaf for Years
In a shocking turn of events that has rocked the quiet suburb of Brewster Falls, local man Derek Jitters has…
August 13, 2024
Society
Man Sues Local Restaurant for Serving Him a “Happy Meal” That Didn’t Make Him Happy
In a bizarre turn of events that has left the residents of Peculiar, Missouri, scratching their heads, local man Darren…
August 12, 2024
Entertainment
Family Sues Disney World After Character in Costume Refuses to Break Character to Help with Medical Emergency
Orlando, Florida – A family has filed a lawsuit against Disney World after a character in costume allegedly refused to…
August 11, 2024
Society
Man Arrested for Impersonating a Chicken Nugget Inspector at a Tyson Foods Factory
Springdale, Arkansas – A 32-year-old man was arrested last week for impersonating a chicken nugget inspector at a Tyson Foods…
August 10, 2024
General
Local Man Wins “Hide and Seek” Championship After Hiding for 10 Years
In a stunning turn of events that has left the competitive hide-and-seek community in awe, local man Gerald Fitzgerald of…
August 09, 2024
Science
Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles
In a startling discovery that has left marine biologists both baffled and amused, scientists in the coastal town of Whimsical…
August 08, 2024
Society
Restaurant Introduces $100 Water Tasting Menu, Includes Tap and Rainwater
In a move that has left food critics and tap water enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, the upscale restaurant “Aqua…
August 07, 2024
Society
Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section
In a shocking turn of events that has left the quiet town of Millbrook, Vermont in a state of literary…
August 06, 2024
Society
32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase
Los Angeles, California – A 32-year-old professional clown was arrested last Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase while…
August 05, 2024
Society
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It
Portland, Oregon – A local man’s quest for a more natural lifestyle took an unexpected turn last week when he…