July 19, 2024
Science
New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…
July 18, 2024
Science
Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…
July 17, 2024
Society
Woman Mistakes Superglue for Lip Balm, Accidentally Seals Mouth Shut for Three Days
In a bizarre twist of fate that could only happen in the quirky town of Gluestick Falls, Oregon, local resident…
July 16, 2024
Science
New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later
BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…
July 15, 2024
Sports
Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains
In a surprising twist that has left fitness enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Flex & Ponder Gym in Boise, Idaho,…
July 14, 2024
Society
Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming
In a twist of irony that has left the small town of Mystic Falls buzzing, local psychic Madame Zara has…
July 13, 2024
Sports
Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record
In a stunning display of perseverance and questionable judgment, local resident John Doe has officially broken the world record for…
July 12, 2024
Society
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt
In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident of Pleasantville, John Smith, has demanded a refund from his local…
July 11, 2024
Science
Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later
In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…
July 10, 2024
Society
Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised
In a bizarre incident that left store employees and customers bewildered, a man in Albuquerque, New Mexico, attempted to return…