New Study Shows 100% of People Who Breathe Eventually Die

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered a shocking truth: every single…

Study Shows That 80% of Statistics Are Made Up on the Spot

In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community, a groundbreaking study conducted at the prestigious University…

Woman Mistakes Superglue for Lip Balm, Accidentally Seals Mouth Shut for Three Days

In a bizarre twist of fate that could only happen in the quirky town of Gluestick Falls, Oregon, local resident…

New Study Shows That Procrastination Leads to Better Decision Making, Researchers Say They’ll Publish Results Later

BERKELEY, CA – In a groundbreaking study that has the scientific community buzzing with anticipation, researchers at the University of…

Local Gym Offers ‘Thought Lifting’ Classes, Claims Mental Gains

In a surprising twist that has left fitness enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Flex & Ponder Gym in Boise, Idaho,…

Local Psychic Wins Lottery, Claims She Didn’t See It Coming

In a twist of irony that has left the small town of Mystic Falls buzzing, local psychic Madame Zara has…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Failed Attempts at Breaking a World Record

In a stunning display of perseverance and questionable judgment, local resident John Doe has officially broken the world record for…

Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Vegetables Are Just Regular Vegetables With Dirt

In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident of Pleasantville, John Smith, has demanded a refund from his local…

Scientist Discovers the Cure for Procrastination, Will Publish Findings Later

In a groundbreaking discovery that could revolutionize the lives of millions, Dr. Eliza Slackoff, a renowned behavioral psychologist from the…

Man Tries to Return Used Toilet Paper, Claims It Didn’t Work as Advertised

In a bizarre incident that left store employees and customers bewildered, a man in Albuquerque, New Mexico, attempted to return…

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