October 17, 2025
Technology
Silicon Valley Billionaire’s Quest for Immortality Ends After He Trips on a Charging Cable
Palo Alto, California – Tech mogul Victor Hale, the 58-year-old founder of EternalForge Labs, met an untimely end yesterday during…
October 16, 2025
Technology
Airbnb Launches “Authentic Europe” Filter That Only Shows Listings Without Air Conditioning
Paris, France – Last Tuesday, Airbnb unveiled its groundbreaking new “Authentic Europe” filter, a feature designed to connect travelers with…
October 15, 2025
Society
Vatican Issues Warning After Confessional Booth Starts Offering Targeted Ads
Vatican City, Italy – The Vatican issued an urgent warning yesterday after a confessional booth in a Rome basilica began…
October 14, 2025
Technology
Reddit Forum Bans User for Posting Actual Unpopular Opinion
San Francisco, California – Last week, the subreddit r/unpopularopinion made headlines in online circles by permanently banning user u/RealTalk87 for…
October 13, 2025
Science
New Study Finds Direct Correlation Between Owning Air Fryer and Telling Everyone You Own an Air Fryer
Seattle, Washington – Researchers at the University of Washington unveiled a new study last week linking air fryer ownership to…
October 10, 2025
Society
New Bill Requires Politicians to Wear Sponsor Logos Like NASCAR Drivers
Washington, D.C. – Lawmakers in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced a groundbreaking bill last week that would mandate politicians…
October 09, 2025
Science
Study Finds Millennials Are Killing the Divorce Industry by Not Getting Married
Washington, D.C. – Last week, a team of sociologists from Georgetown University released a groundbreaking study revealing that millennials are…
October 08, 2025
Society
Insurance Company Denies Claim After Determining Patient Should Have Known Better
Chicago, Illinois – Last week, local health insurer OmniCare rejected a $5,000 emergency room claim from 42-year-old accountant Harold Jenkins…
October 07, 2025
Technology
City Bans Smart Toilets Following Leak of Residents’ ‘Bathroom Analytics’ to Advertisers
Portland, Oregon, banned the sale and installation of smart toilets citywide last Tuesday after a massive data breach exposed residents’…
October 06, 2025
Society
Zillow Adds ‘Paranormal Activity’ as Search Filter for Home Buyers
Seattle, Washington – Zillow unveiled a new “Paranormal Activity” search filter yesterday, allowing home buyers to sift through listings haunted…