September 08, 2025
General
Airline Launches “Mystery Destination” Flights Ends Up Sending Passengers Back to Departure Airport
Denver, Colorado—Budget carrier AeroSurprise launched its highly anticipated “Mystery Destination” flight service last week, promising passengers an unforgettable adventure to…
September 05, 2025
Society
New York Apartment Listed for $4,200/Month Turns Out to Be Elaborate Cardboard Box Fort in Central Park
NEW YORK, NY – A promising Zillow listing for a one-bedroom apartment boasting “panoramic park views” and an “earthy, minimalist…
September 04, 2025
Technology
72-Year-Old Retired Accountant Accidentally Accepts $2 Million/Year AI Research Position at Google
**MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA** — In a move that analysts are calling “either a bold new recruitment strategy or a catastrophic…
September 03, 2025
Society
Woman Spends 3 Hours Explaining Why She Doesn’t Have Time to Talk
**Portland, Oregon—** Last Tuesday, local graphic designer Melissa Carter, 32, held an impassioned 3-hour seminar in her living room—complete with…
September 02, 2025
General
Spirit Airlines Pilot Charges Passengers Extra For Successful Emergency Landing
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – Passengers aboard a Spirit Airlines flight from Burbank were presented with an unexpected itemized bill late…
September 01, 2025
Technology
Florida funeral home accidentally streams Xbox gameplay instead of slideshow, mourners think it’s part of the eulogy
**Cypress Creek, Florida** – A funeral service for a beloved retired postman last Tuesday was punctuated by an unexpected display…
August 29, 2025
Politics
Boomer Who Received Pension, Affordable House, and Stable Job for ‘Just Showing Up’ Criticizes Grandson’s Participation Trophy
Springfield, Ohio last Sunday during a tense family barbecue witnessed 72-year-old retired factory supervisor Harold Jenkins berate his 8-year-old grandson…
August 28, 2025
Society
Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water
**Seattle Barista Quits Job After Customer Demands ‘Extra Foam’ on a Glass of Water** Seattle, Washington – A 23-year-old barista…
August 27, 2025
Society
McDonald’s Employee Promoted to Manager After Successfully Fixing Ice Cream Machine That Had Been Broken for 3 Years
**Topeka, Kansas** – A 19-year-old McDonald’s crew member was fast-tracked to management last Tuesday after accomplishing what corporate engineers, maintenance…
August 26, 2025
Entertainment
19-Year-Old TikToker Hospitalized After Attempting to Photosynthesis Diet for a Week
Los Angeles, California – A 19-year-old TikTok sensation, known online as ‘LeafyLew’ for her dedication to “natural living” and “bio-hacking,”…