August 08, 2024
Society
Restaurant Introduces $100 Water Tasting Menu, Includes Tap and Rainwater
In a move that has left food critics and tap water enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, the upscale restaurant “Aqua…
August 07, 2024
Society
Local Librarian Fired for Putting All the Horror Books in the “Self-Help” Section
In a shocking turn of events that has left the quiet town of Millbrook, Vermont in a state of literary…
August 06, 2024
Society
32-year-old Professional Clown Arrested for Making Balloon Animals During High-Speed Chase
Los Angeles, California – A 32-year-old professional clown was arrested last Tuesday after leading police on a high-speed chase while…
August 05, 2024
Society
Man Demands Refund After Realizing ‘Organic’ Shampoo Is Just Regular Shampoo with Leaves in It
Portland, Oregon – A local man’s quest for a more natural lifestyle took an unexpected turn last week when he…
August 04, 2024
Society
Introverted Parrot Learns Sign Language to Avoid Talking
San Diego, California – A 5-year-old African Grey parrot named Freddie has taken an unconventional approach to communication, learning sign…
August 03, 2024
Sports
94-Year-Old Gym Enthusiast Banned from Buffet for Lifting Entire Salad Bar
Boca Raton, Florida – A local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant found itself in an unprecedented predicament last Tuesday when 94-year-old fitness…
August 02, 2024
Science
“I’m Not Sure What I Expected,” Says Man Who Tried to Use a Telescope to Look at the Sun
Phoenix, Arizona – Local amateur astronomer Jake Thompson, 32, experienced a moment of profound realization last Tuesday when he attempted…
August 01, 2024
Society
Man Banned from Zoo for Teaching Parrots to Swear in Multiple Languages
In a bizarre turn of events, a man has been permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo after teaching parrots…
July 31, 2024
Technology
Man Who Accidentally Swallowed AirPods Now Plays Music When He Burps
In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Portland, Oregon, has become an internet sensation after accidentally swallowing his…
July 30, 2024
Science
Study Finds That 5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the University of Nonsense in Absurdville, researchers have discovered that an astonishing 5 out…