August 18, 2024
Sports
Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments
Coney Island, New York – The annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest took an unexpected turn last week when…
August 17, 2024
Society
7-Year-Old Entrepreneur’s Lemonade Stand Overtakes Local Starbucks in Sales
Sunnyville, California – A 7-year-old entrepreneur’s lemonade stand has become the talk of the town after surpassing the local Starbucks…
August 16, 2024
Society
Man’s Attempt to Create World’s Spiciest Curry Results in Neighborhood Evacuation
Manchester, England – A local man’s culinary ambition spiraled out of control last week when his attempt to create the…
August 15, 2024
Society
Woman Sues Airline for Losing Her Emotional Support Cactus
In a bizarre turn of events that has left the aviation industry prickly with confusion, a woman from Tucson, Arizona,…
August 14, 2024
Society
Man Divorces Wife After Discovering She’s Been Secretly Replacing His Coffee with Decaf for Years
In a shocking turn of events that has rocked the quiet suburb of Brewster Falls, local man Derek Jitters has…
August 13, 2024
Society
Man Sues Local Restaurant for Serving Him a “Happy Meal” That Didn’t Make Him Happy
In a bizarre turn of events that has left the residents of Peculiar, Missouri, scratching their heads, local man Darren…
August 12, 2024
Entertainment
Family Sues Disney World After Character in Costume Refuses to Break Character to Help with Medical Emergency
Orlando, Florida – A family has filed a lawsuit against Disney World after a character in costume allegedly refused to…
August 11, 2024
Society
Man Arrested for Impersonating a Chicken Nugget Inspector at a Tyson Foods Factory
Springdale, Arkansas – A 32-year-old man was arrested last week for impersonating a chicken nugget inspector at a Tyson Foods…
August 10, 2024
General
Local Man Wins “Hide and Seek” Championship After Hiding for 10 Years
In a stunning turn of events that has left the competitive hide-and-seek community in awe, local man Gerald Fitzgerald of…
August 09, 2024
Science
Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles
In a startling discovery that has left marine biologists both baffled and amused, scientists in the coastal town of Whimsical…