Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments

Competitive Eater Disqualified from Hot Dog Contest for Using Performance-Enhancing Condiments

Coney Island, New York – The annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest took an unexpected turn last week when…
7-Year-Old Entrepreneur’s Lemonade Stand Overtakes Local Starbucks in Sales

7-Year-Old Entrepreneur’s Lemonade Stand Overtakes Local Starbucks in Sales

Sunnyville, California – A 7-year-old entrepreneur’s lemonade stand has become the talk of the town after surpassing the local Starbucks…
Man’s Attempt to Create World’s Spiciest Curry Results in Neighborhood Evacuation

Man’s Attempt to Create World’s Spiciest Curry Results in Neighborhood Evacuation

Manchester, England – A local man’s culinary ambition spiraled out of control last week when his attempt to create the…
Woman Sues Airline for Losing Her Emotional Support Cactus

Woman Sues Airline for Losing Her Emotional Support Cactus

In a bizarre turn of events that has left the aviation industry prickly with confusion, a woman from Tucson, Arizona,…
Man Divorces Wife After Discovering She’s Been Secretly Replacing His Coffee with Decaf for Years

Man Divorces Wife After Discovering She’s Been Secretly Replacing His Coffee with Decaf for Years

In a shocking turn of events that has rocked the quiet suburb of Brewster Falls, local man Derek Jitters has…
Man Sues Local Restaurant for Serving Him a “Happy Meal” That Didn’t Make Him Happy

Man Sues Local Restaurant for Serving Him a “Happy Meal” That Didn’t Make Him Happy

In a bizarre turn of events that has left the residents of Peculiar, Missouri, scratching their heads, local man Darren…
Family Sues Disney World After Character in Costume Refuses to Break Character to Help with Medical Emergency

Family Sues Disney World After Character in Costume Refuses to Break Character to Help with Medical Emergency

Orlando, Florida – A family has filed a lawsuit against Disney World after a character in costume allegedly refused to…
Man Arrested for Impersonating a Chicken Nugget Inspector at a Tyson Foods Factory

Man Arrested for Impersonating a Chicken Nugget Inspector at a Tyson Foods Factory

Springdale, Arkansas – A 32-year-old man was arrested last week for impersonating a chicken nugget inspector at a Tyson Foods…
Local Man Wins “Hide and Seek” Championship After Hiding for 10 Years

Local Man Wins “Hide and Seek” Championship After Hiding for 10 Years

In a stunning turn of events that has left the competitive hide-and-seek community in awe, local man Gerald Fitzgerald of…
Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles

Scientists Discover New Species of Fish That Can Only Swim in Circles

In a startling discovery that has left marine biologists both baffled and amused, scientists in the coastal town of Whimsical…

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